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Rude & Offensive Birthday Cards

Shop offensive happy birthday cards to say Happy Birthday in your own rude way with Sleazy Greetings. Choose from dozens of rude birthday cards that range from slightly amusing to the down-right offensive.
Dish Sponge

Dish Sponge
Naughty Cat

Naughty Cat
birthday cat card

If Cats Could Send Birthday Cards They Wouldn't
Inappropriate Birthday Card

Happy Birthday You Were Once Just A Speck Of Jizz
Like Milk And Cookies

Like Milk And Cookies
Here's Your Fucking Birthday Card

Here's Your Fucking Birthday Card
Ancient Dad Mummy

Ancient Dad Mummy
Confused Women Meme Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Da Fuck
Samuel L Jackson Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Motherfucker
Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday
Hope Your Birthday Isn’t Shit

Hope Your Birthday Isn’t Shit
Fucking Fossil

Fucking Fossil
Colossal Shitstorm

Colossal Shitstorm
Leonardo Dicaprio

Leonardo Dicaprio
Idiot Sandwich

Idiot Sandwich
Coffin Dancing Meme

Coffin Dancing Meme
Lie Detector Test

Lie Detector Test
Saggy Balls

Saggy Balls
Fuck You're Really Damn Old

Fuck You're Really Damn Old
Fuck Your Birthday

Fuck Your Birthday
funny tit's your birthday boob card

Tit's Your Birthday
funny saggy boobs birthday card for 21st 30th birthday

Saggy Boobs
Eye Exam Card

Eye Exam Card
I'd Sniff You First

I'd Sniff You First

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