This card takes that innocent, wholesome 1970s vintage children’s book aesthetic and absolutely flips the script with a wildly inappropriate yet undeniably funny message. Whether you're giving it to your best friend, a sibling, or someone who thrives on humor that’s a little extra, it’s the perfect mix of nostalgic charm and modern-day savagery. Because let’s be real—even sluts deserve a happy birthday, right? 🎂🎉
Celebrate birthdays with our Even Sluts Deserve A Happy Birthday hilarious Birthday greeting card — perfect for your significant other, friends, or family when you want to give a funny birthday card that actually gets a laugh. Printed in Colorado, USA on eco-friendly, high-quality cardstock with a smooth matte finish, this premium birthday card includes a recycled kraft envelope and is ideal for anyone who loves sarcastic, novelty, and funny birthday cards.
PRODUCT DETAILS:
- Size: 5 x 7 inches
- Inside: Blank
- Paper: Thick, durable matte cardstock
- Print Location: Printed in Colorado, USA
- Envelope: Includes 1 kraft brown envelope (30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper)
- Packaging: Sealed in a reusable clear plastic sleeve
- Barcode: UPC barcode printed on back
Retail-ready and easy to merchandise, this card is a great fit for gift shops, boutiques, and bookstores.
