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Rude & Offensive Birthday Cards

Shop offensive happy birthday cards to say Happy Birthday in your own rude way with Sleazy Greetings. Choose from dozens of rude birthday cards that range from slightly amusing to the down-right offensive.

Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday

$ 4.50 USD

Bingo And The Smell Of Piss
Bingo And The Smell Of Piss

Bingo And The Smell Of Piss

$ 4.50 USD

Help You Move? Don't Ask Me
Help You Move? Don't Ask Me

Help You Move? Don't Ask Me

$ 4.50 USD

Boo You Whore
Boo You Whore

Boo You Whore

$ 4.50 USD

Hope Your Birthday Isn’t Shit
Hope Your Birthday Isn’t Shit

Hope Your Birthday Isn’t Shit

$ 4.50 USD

Fucking Fossil
Fucking Fossil

Fucking Fossil

$ 4.50 USD

Colossal Shitstorm
Colossal Shitstorm

Colossal Shitstorm

$ 4.50 USD

Leonardo Dicaprio
Leonardo Dicaprio

Leonardo Dicaprio

$ 4.50 USD

Idiot Sandwich
Idiot Sandwich

Idiot Sandwich

$ 4.50 USD

Coffin Dancing Meme
Coffin Dancing Meme

Coffin Dancing Meme

$ 4.50 USD

Fuck You Raw
Fuck You Raw

Fuck You Raw

$ 4.50 USD

Lie Detector Test
Lie Detector Test

Lie Detector Test

$ 4.50 USD

Saggy Balls
Saggy Balls

Saggy Balls

$ 4.50 USD

Fuck You're Really Damn Old
Fuck You're Really Damn Old

Fuck You're Really Damn Old

$ 4.50 USD

Fuck Your Birthday
Fuck Your Birthday

Fuck Your Birthday

$ 4.50 USD

funny tit's your birthday boob card
Tit's Your Birthday

Tit's Your Birthday

$ 4.50 USD

funny saggy boobs birthday card for 21st 30th birthday
Saggy Boobs

Saggy Boobs

$ 4.50 USD

Eye Exam Card
Eye Exam Card

Eye Exam Card

$ 4.50 USD

I'd Sniff You First - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings
I'd Sniff You First - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

I'd Sniff You First

$ 4.50 USD

Here's Your Damn Card - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings
Here's Your Damn Card - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Here's Your Damn Card

$ 4.50 USD

Destroying Your Land Down Under - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings
Destroying Your Land Down Under - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Destroying Your Land Down Under

$ 4.50 USD

Your Farts Stink - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings
Your Farts Stink - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Your Farts Stink

$ 4.50 USD

New Year New You - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings
New Year New You - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

New Year New You

$ 4.50 USD

Bare Ass - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings
Bare Ass - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Bare Ass

$ 4.50 USD

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