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Rude & Offensive Birthday Cards

Shop offensive happy birthday cards to say Happy Birthday in your own rude way with Sleazy Greetings. Choose from dozens of rude birthday cards that range from slightly amusing to the down-right offensive.

Captain Holt Ecstatic
Captain Holt Ecstatic

Captain Holt Ecstatic

$ 4.29 USD

Fucking Fossil
Fucking Fossil

Fucking Fossil

$ 4.29 USD

Same Penis Forever
Same Penis Forever

Same Penis Forever

$ 4.29 USD

Belated Birthday
Belated Birthday

Belated Birthday

$ 4.29 USD

Idiot Sandwich
Idiot Sandwich

Idiot Sandwich

$ 4.29 USD

Barry Wood Birthday
Barry Wood Birthday

Barry Wood Birthday

$ 4.29 USD

I Love You Bitch
I Love You Bitch

I Love You Bitch

$ 4.29 USD

Is Nice
Is Nice

Is Nice

$ 4.29 USD

Joe Exotic
Joe Exotic

Joe Exotic

$ 4.29 USD

I Love You Barry Much
I Love You Barry Much

I Love You Barry Much

$ 4.29 USD

Fuck You Raw
Fuck You Raw

Fuck You Raw

$ 4.29 USD

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Sweet Cheeks

Sweet Cheeks

$ 4.29 USD

Saggy Balls
Saggy Balls

Saggy Balls

$ 4.29 USD

Fuck You're Really Damn Old
Fuck You're Really Damn Old

Fuck You're Really Damn Old

$ 4.29 USD

Fuck Your Birthday
Fuck Your Birthday

Fuck Your Birthday

$ 1.60 USD

funny penis birthday card
Have A Willy Great Birthday

Have A Willy Great Birthday

$ 4.29 USD

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Tit's Your Birthday

Tit's Your Birthday

$ 4.29 USD

funny saggy boobs birthday card for 21st 30th birthday
Saggy Boobs

Saggy Boobs

$ 4.29 USD

funny cat birthday card mouse
Dead Mouse

Dead Mouse

$ 4.29 USD

Eye Exam Card
Eye Exam Card
watch_later Sold Out

Eye Exam Card

$ 1.60 USD

I'd Sniff You First - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings
I'd Sniff You First - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

I'd Sniff You First

$ 4.29 USD

Here's Your Damn Card - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings
Here's Your Damn Card - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Here's Your Damn Card

$ 1.60 USD

Oh Snap, Bitch! - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings
Oh Snap, Bitch! - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Oh Snap, Bitch!

$ 4.29 USD

Your Farts Stink - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings
Your Farts Stink - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

Your Farts Stink

$ 4.29 USD

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