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Collection: Rude & Offensive Birthday Cards

Shock and amuse with our collection of rude and offensive birthday cards!

Stupid Fat Bastard | Funny Birthday Card

Stupid Fat Bastard | Funny Birthday Card

346 total reviews

Regular price $ 6.00 USD

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Hippie Dippie Weirdo | Funny Birthday Card

Hippie Dippie Weirdo | Funny Birthday Card

346 total reviews

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The Worst Card Ever | Funny Birthday Card

The Worst Card Ever | Funny Birthday Card

346 total reviews

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Wishing You A Very Happy Birthhhhasdfghjkyu | Funny Birthday Card

Wishing You A Very Happy Birthhhhasdfghjkyu | Funny Birthday Card

346 total reviews

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Trying To Read This Card | Funny Father's Day Card

Trying To Read This Card | Funny Father's Day Card

346 total reviews

Regular price $ 6.00 USD

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Birthday Cake Is Becoming A Fire Hazard | Funny Birthday Card

Birthday Cake Is Becoming A Fire Hazard | Funny Birthday Card

346 total reviews

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Fuck You're Sooo Old | Funny Birthday Card

Fuck You're Sooo Old | Funny Birthday Card

346 total reviews

Regular price $ 6.00 USD

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Let's Get Trashed | Funny Birthday Card

Let's Get Trashed | Funny Birthday Card

346 total reviews

Regular price $ 6.00 USD

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5 Cats Think You're A Cunt | Funny Birthday Card

5 Cats Think You're A Cunt | Funny Birthday Card

346 total reviews

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Your Age Is Off The Charts | Funny Birthday Card

Your Age Is Off The Charts | Funny Birthday Card

346 total reviews

Regular price $ 6.00 USD

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Happy Birthday Motherfucker | Funny Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Motherfucker | Funny Birthday Card

346 total reviews

Regular price $ 6.00 USD

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From One Cunt To Another | Funny Birthday Card

From One Cunt To Another | Funny Birthday Card

346 total reviews

Regular price $ 6.00 USD

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You Can Never Trust A Fart Again | Funny Birthday Card

You Can Never Trust A Fart Again | Funny Birthday Card

346 total reviews

Regular price $ 6.00 USD

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At Your Age You Might Piss Yourself | Funny Birthday Card

At Your Age You Might Piss Yourself | Funny Birthday Card

346 total reviews

Regular price $ 6.00 USD

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You're Fucking Old | Funny Birthday Card

You're Fucking Old | Funny Birthday Card

346 total reviews

Regular price $ 6.00 USD

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Happy Birthday Bitch | Funny Birthday Card

Happy Birthday Bitch | Funny Birthday Card

346 total reviews

Regular price $ 6.00 USD

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Happy Birthday You Beautiful Bitch | Funny Birthday Card

Happy Birthday You Beautiful Bitch | Funny Birthday Card

346 total reviews

Regular price $ 6.00 USD

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An Entire Day All About You | Funny Birthday Card

An Entire Day All About You | Funny Birthday Card

346 total reviews

Regular price $ 6.00 USD

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60th Penis | Funny Birthday Card

60th Penis | Funny Birthday Card

346 total reviews

Regular price $ 6.00 USD

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50th Penis | Funny Birthday Card

50th Penis | Funny Birthday Card

346 total reviews

Regular price $ 6.00 USD

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