Fuck You're Sooo Old

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

SG000605
$ 5.50 USD
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This card is perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh on their birthday. This punny card is the perfect way to show your love and appreciation for your friend, family member, or significant other, whether it's for their birthday or just because. From the witty text on the front to the high-quality card stock and matte finish, this card is sure to impress. It's also blank inside, so you can write your own personal message. Each card is printed in Colorado, USA, on a paper matte stock and comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Whether it's for a friend, mother, or wife, this funny and charming card is sure to bring a smile to their face on their special day.


- Perfect gift for friends, family member, or significant other
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-seal)

 

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