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Funny Dirty Holiday Cards

Whether you are shopping for funny Thanksgiving cards, Christmas cards, or naughty New Year greeting cards, Sleazy Greetings has the perfect cards for you.

Fucking Christmas Card
Fucking Christmas Card

Fucking Christmas Card

$ 4.29 USD

Stuff My Turkey
Stuff My Turkey

Stuff My Turkey

$ 4.29 USD

The Only Package I Want Is Yours
The Only Package I Want Is Yours

The Only Package I Want Is Yours

$ 4.29 USD

New Year? Yes Please
New Year? Yes Please

New Year? Yes Please

$ 4.29 USD

New Year, New Me Bullshit
New Year, New Me Bullshit

New Year, New Me Bullshit

$ 4.29 USD

Peace Out 2021
Peace Out 2021

Peace Out 2021

$ 4.29 USD

Happy Fucking New Year
Happy Fucking New Year

Happy Fucking New Year

$ 4.29 USD

Massive Package
Massive Package

Massive Package

$ 4.29 USD

Joe Biden Forgets Christmas
Joe Biden Forgets Christmas

Joe Biden Forgets Christmas

$ 4.29 USD

I Want Your Jingle Bells
I Want Your Jingle Bells

I Want Your Jingle Bells

$ 4.29 USD

I Like Your Balls
I Like Your Balls

I Like Your Balls

$ 4.29 USD

Wanna Hold Them? Ornaments
Wanna Hold Them? Ornaments

Wanna Hold Them? Ornaments

$ 4.29 USD

Bite Me
Bite Me

Bite Me

$ 4.29 USD

Stuff Me Like A Thanksgiving Meal
Stuff Me Like A Thanksgiving Meal

Stuff Me Like A Thanksgiving Meal

$ 4.29 USD

Gobble Up This Dick
Gobble Up This Dick

Gobble Up This Dick

$ 4.29 USD

I Like It Moist
I Like It Moist

I Like It Moist

$ 4.29 USD

Let's Get Basted
Let's Get Basted

Let's Get Basted

$ 4.29 USD

Happy Birthday Jesus
Happy Birthday Jesus

Happy Birthday Jesus

$ 4.29 USD

Stuff Me
Stuff Me

Stuff Me

$ 4.29 USD

Cutie Pie
Cutie Pie

Cutie Pie

$ 4.29 USD

Bohemian Wrap-Sody
Bohemian Wrap-Sody

Bohemian Wrap-Sody

$ 4.29 USD

Jesus Birthday
Jesus Birthday

Jesus Birthday

$ 4.29 USD

I Licked It So It's Mine
I Licked It So It's Mine

I Licked It So It's Mine

$ 4.29 USD

Expect A Few Inches
Expect A Few Inches

Expect A Few Inches

$ 4.29 USD

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