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Funny Dirty Holiday Cards

Whether you are shopping for funny Thanksgiving cards, Christmas cards, or naughty New Year greeting cards, Sleazy Greetings has the perfect cards for you.

Joe Biden Forgets Christmas
Joe Biden Forgets Christmas

Joe Biden Forgets Christmas

$ 4.50 USD

Massive Package
Massive Package

Massive Package

$ 4.50 USD

Fucking Christmas Card
Fucking Christmas Card

Fucking Christmas Card

$ 4.50 USD

Twas The Nizzle Before Christmizzle
Twas The Nizzle Before Christmizzle

Twas The Nizzle Before Christmizzle

$ 4.50 USD

Holidays and Shit

Holidays and Shit

$ 4.50 USD

Stevie Xmas
Stevie Xmas

Stevie Xmas

$ 4.50 USD

Jingle Balls
Jingle Balls

Jingle Balls

$ 4.50 USD

The Only Package I Want Is Yours
The Only Package I Want Is Yours

The Only Package I Want Is Yours

$ 4.50 USD

Your Present Is My Vagina
Your Present Is My Vagina

Your Present Is My Vagina

$ 4.50 USD

I Want To Jingle Your Bells
I Want To Jingle Your Bells

I Want To Jingle Your Bells

$ 4.50 USD

I Licked It So It's Mine
I Licked It So It's Mine

I Licked It So It's Mine

$ 4.50 USD

Merry Shitmas
Merry Shitmas

Merry Shitmas

$ 4.50 USD

Tit's Christmas
Tit's Christmas

Tit's Christmas

$ 4.50 USD

Wanna Hold Them? Ornaments
Wanna Hold Them? Ornaments

Wanna Hold Them? Ornaments

$ 4.50 USD

Bite Me
Bite Me

Bite Me

$ 4.50 USD

Jesus Birthday
Jesus Birthday

Jesus Birthday

$ 4.50 USD

Christmas Lights
Christmas Lights

Christmas Lights

$ 4.50 USD

Bah Humpug
Bah Humpug

Bah Humpug

$ 4.50 USD

Cum Down Your Chimney
Cum Down Your Chimney

Cum Down Your Chimney

$ 4.50 USD

I Like Your Balls
I Like Your Balls

I Like Your Balls

$ 4.50 USD

Bohemian Wrap-Sody
Bohemian Wrap-Sody

Bohemian Wrap-Sody

$ 4.50 USD

I Like My Stockings How I Like My Men
I Like My Stockings How I Like My Men

I Like My Stockings How I Like My Men

$ 4.50 USD

Christmas Miracle
Christmas Miracle

Christmas Miracle

$ 4.50 USD

Let's Get Basted
Let's Get Basted

Let's Get Basted

$ 4.50 USD

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