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Funny Dirty Holiday Cards

Whether you are shopping for funny Thanksgiving cards, Christmas cards, or naughty New Year greeting cards, Sleazy Greetings has the perfect cards for you.
Twas The Nizzle Before Christmizzle

Twas The Nizzle Before Christmizzle
Joe Biden Forgets Christmas

Joe Biden Forgets Christmas
Holidays and Shit

Holidays and Shit
Fucking Christmas Card

Fucking Christmas Card
Massive Package

Massive Package
Jesus Birthday

Jesus Birthday
Jingle Balls

Jingle Balls
I Like Your Balls

I Like Your Balls
Stevie Xmas

Stevie Xmas
Bite Me

Bite Me
Christmas Lights

Christmas Lights
Tit's Christmas

Tit's Christmas
Cum Down Your Chimney

Cum Down Your Chimney
The Only Package I Want Is Yours

The Only Package I Want Is Yours
Your Present Is My Vagina

Your Present Is My Vagina
My Christmas List

My Christmas List
I Like My Tree How I Like My Men

I Like My Tree How I Like My Men
Merry Shitmas

Merry Shitmas
Wanna Hold Them? Ornaments

Wanna Hold Them? Ornaments
Bah Humpug

Bah Humpug
I Like My Stockings How I Like My Men

I Like My Stockings How I Like My Men
I Want To Jingle Your Bells

I Want To Jingle Your Bells
Bohemian Wrap-Sody

Bohemian Wrap-Sody
I Licked It So It's Mine

I Licked It So It's Mine

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