Tyrannosaurus Sex

Sleazy Greetings

Regular price $ 5.95 USD

Free Shipping & Handling

Tiny arms don't stop you from having a big heart. This hilarious card is perfect as an anniversary or birthday surprise for your significant other. Featuring a tyrannosaurus rex holding a string of hand cut hearts, make the night special and your loved one laugh with the pun awaiting them on the inside. Made from sturdy recycled card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and high-quality feel.

- Writing on inside says, "Let's have tyrannosaurus sex."
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in North Carolina onto 100% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper matte stock, using environmentally friendly soy inks
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

Greeting cards featuring sassy personas and vulgar language.

We've all been there, standing in the convenience store aisle searching the shelves for a card that represents the f#*ked up relationship you have with your best friend, partner, family member, or fellow co-worker.

One August day in 2017, our founder and owner, Nathaniel Treichler, was in the same situation. Out of the hundreds available, he couldn't find a suitable birthday card for his brother. This lead to the birth of Sleazy Greetings, a greeting card brand committed to producing strictly unprofessional cards.

"We will bring greeting cards featuring sassy personas and vulgar language to market. Instead of sending your close friends a clique and stale "Happy Birthday" card, you can deliver a memorable experience with a classy "Happy Birthday yah b**ch" on a quality piece of folded parchment." ~ Nathaniel, May 4th on Facebook

Our Cards

Later into the Spring of 2018, we finally started designing our first line of cards with the artistic help of our chief designer, Tyra Berta.

Our production took months—mostly to find a suitable manufacturer that met our standards. Finally, we found our soulmate, an environmentally friendly manufacturer out of North Carolina, USA. All of our stationery products are made from 100% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper and printed with water soy-based inks. You can basically eat them...but please don't.

Our Goal

Our main goal is to make people smile and bring happiness to thousands. We put the inside jokes, spontaneous phrases, and emotions that spark laughter within your every-day-relationships into the development of these cards.


Contact Us

Send us an email.

Available weekdays, 7am–5pm EST 
Email: nate@sleazygreetings.com
Tweet: @SleazyGreetings

For press inquiries, please contact nate@sleazygreetings.com.

Customer Reviews

Based on 5 reviews
Very different!

I was very pleased with the product. The price was cheap for the quality of card i received. The only problem i had was that when i received it in the mail, the person it was intended for was able to guess what it was because of the return address. My only recommendation is that there be an option for confidential delivery packaging. Other than my nosey boyfriend, very happy overall! Lol

So fun

The card was just as pictured and super fun. My husband thought it was absolutley hilarious.


This card was a hit! Just as described and super fast arrival. I will definitely be ordering from them again! Also the personal touch thanking for my order was pretty cool!

Best Valentines card EVER!

Exactly what was pictured.
I loved it and my husband thought it was great!
Definitely will buy more!


The card was exactly as pictured! Love the envelope it came with. And it came super fast even with Valenties day right around the corner. I honestly hope this company continues to grow. I 100 percent will be ordering again!!