Trump Eggnog Straight Into Your Veins

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

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The best advice anyone, including Donald Trump, could give this holiday season. With everything going on, inject that eggnog straight into your veins. *Note: please do not do this. Made from sturdy card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and high-quality feel.

- Blank Inside
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

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