Oh Snap, Bitch!

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

$ 5.50 USD

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Introducing our newest card to celebrate the special birthday bitches in your life! Packed with a punch, this lighthearted card is the perfect birthday gift for all of the snappy and strong, yet delicately sweet females who play an important “peas” of your life—friend, sister, significant other, girlfriend, fiancee, wife… Featuring three peas in a pod and one adorable birthday hat, this high-quality, environmentally responsible card is made using recycled card stock and coated with a matte finish to make any female health nut’s birthday even sweeter.

- Writing on inside says, "Hap-pea birthday!"
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Montana, USA on high-quality matte paper stock
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

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