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Oh Snap, Bitch!

Name: Oh Snap, Bitch!
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: SG000058
Price: 6.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee.

SG000058

$ 6.00 USD

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Introducing our newest card to celebrate the special birthday bitches in your life! Packed with a punch, this lighthearted card is the perfect birthday gift for all of the snappy and strong, yet delicately sweet females who play an important “peas” of your life—friend, sister, significant other, girlfriend, fiancee, wife… Featuring three peas in a pod and one adorable birthday hat, this high-quality, environmentally responsible card is made using recycled card stock and coated with a matte finish to make any female health nut’s birthday even sweeter.

- Writing on inside says, "Hap-pea birthday!"
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Montana, USA on high-quality matte paper stock
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

FAQs

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.