Hope Your New Neighbors Aren't Twats

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

SG000228
$ 5.50 USD
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That's what we could only hope for when meeting new neighbors. Send a hilarious congratulations message to your friend or family member on their new house with this funny greeting card. Made from high-quality card stock and coated with a beautiful matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and a sturdy feel. The card is blank inside, allowing you to personalize your message. Measuring 5" x 7", this card is the perfect size to send in the included kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock. Give them a good laugh and warm welcome to their new neighborhood with this humorous card.


- Perfect gift for friends, relatives, siblings, or family members
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-seal)

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