christmas tree in the middle with text at the top saying merry christmas, and text at the bottom saying cunt

christmas decorations around the text saying merry christmas fucker

funny looking donkey with christmas hat and lights with text at the top saying merry christmas jackass

santa claus flipping off with text at the top saying ho ho ho you pussy ass bitch

santa claus with sack at the top of the chimney with text at the top saying i hear there are some ho's in this house

santa claus with his ass hole showing with text at the top saying merry christmas and text on his butt saying ass hole with the butthole as the letter O in the hole word

gingerbread house with text as frosting saying merry christmas you miserable old bastard

santa smirking with text saying santa knows you've been a bitch

santa walking naked with his humungous testicles behind him and text above merry christmas saggy balls

Most Offensive Christmas Card Bundle

Name: Most Offensive Christmas Card Bundle
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
Price: 36.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee.

$ 49.50 USD

$ 36.00 USD

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426 LEFT. Don’t say we didn’t warn you when they’re gone.

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Get ready to spread some holiday cheer, or maybe some holiday jeer, with our Most Offensive Christmas Card Bundle! Perfect for snarky individuals who like to keep it real during the holiday season. From one snarky person to another, this bundle is sure to bring some laughs and maybe a few raised eyebrows. Happy Holidays!

9 Offensive Cards

Merry Christmas Cunt (Blank Inside)
Merry Christmas Fucker (Blank Inside)
Merry Christmas Jackass (Blank Inside)
You Pussy Ass Bitch (Blank Inside)
There Are Some Ho's In This House (Blank Inside)
Merry Christmas Asshole (Blank Inside)
Miserable Old Bastard (Blank Inside)
Santa Knows You've Been A Bitch (Blank Inside)
Merry Christmas Saggy Balls (Blank Inside)

Our 5 x 7 inch cards are printed in Colorado on a paper matte stock and come with a matching kraft envelope made with 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Show you care, inside and out!

FAQs

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.