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From clever one-liners to playful illustrations, each card is a comedic masterpiece that will leave your loved ones in stitches. Join the laughter revolution and discover why these cards are our top favorites. Browse now and find the perfect funny best seller card to share smiles and spread joy with style!\u003c\/span\u003e","published_at":"2018-09-28T23:45:57-04:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"variant_price","relation":"greater_than","condition":".01"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":64132579370,"handle":"best-selling-products-1","title":"Best Selling Products","updated_at":"2025-10-28T07:01:54-04:00","body_html":"\u003cspan\u003eIntroducing our hilarious best sellers collection of funny greeting cards! Bursting with wit, charm, and belly-laughter, these cards are guaranteed to brighten anyone's day. From clever one-liners to playful illustrations, each card is a comedic masterpiece that will leave your loved ones in stitches. 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Packed with clever jokes, hilarious illustrations, and witty puns, each card is a guaranteed mood lifter. Whether you're looking to tease a friend or make a family member burst into fits of laughter, we have the perfect card for every personality. Explore our collection now and find the ideal funny birthday card to create unforgettable memories and make their special day truly unforgettable. Let the laughter begin!\u003c\/span\u003e","published_at":"2018-09-27T17:22:02-04:00","sort_order":"created-desc","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Birthday"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Greeting Card"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":162594062407,"handle":"birthday-cards-for-boyfriend","title":"Birthday Cards For Boyfriend","updated_at":"2025-10-28T07:01:54-04:00","body_html":"\u003cspan\u003eGet ready to celebrate your boyfriend's birthday with laughter and love! Our exceptional collection of funny birthday cards is designed exclusively for boyfriends. From cheeky humor to playful designs, each card is crafted to bring a smile to his face. Show him how much he means to you and create unforgettable memories with our perfect blend of wit and affection. Browse now and find the ideal funny birthday card to make his special day extra memorable. Let the laughter and celebration begin!\u003c\/span\u003e","published_at":"2020-05-15T20:35:46-04:00","sort_order":"best-selling","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"From Girlfriend"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Birthday"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":162594127943,"handle":"birthday-cards-for-girlfriend","title":"Birthday Cards For Girlfriend","updated_at":"2025-10-28T07:01:54-04:00","body_html":"Celebrate your girlfriend's birthday with joy and laughter! Discover our exceptional collection of funny birthday cards designed exclusively for girlfriends. From witty jokes to adorable illustrations, each card is crafted to bring a smile to her face. Show her how special she is to you and create unforgettable memories with our perfect blend of humor and affection. Browse now and find the ideal funny birthday card to make her day extra memorable. 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What is your shipping policy?
We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.
Are the packages discreet?
Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.
How much is shipping?
Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.
Where are your cards made?
Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.
How big are your cards?
The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.
Does it come with an envelope?
Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.
Do you offer personalization?
Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.
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