Eye Exam Card

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

SG000018
$ 5.50 USD
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Sleazy Greetings' funny birthday card makes fun of a common complaint made by old people...eyesight. Why go to the local practice for an eye exam when our birthday card can test their eyesight and patience. Made from sturdy card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and high-quality feel. It's the perfect way to get a smile and get your point across in a sweet way.

- Inside reads, "Happy Birthday I figured big and bold would be easy on your eyes."
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Montana, United States onto paper matte stock.
- It comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper.

FAQs

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What is your shipping policy?

 

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

 

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

 

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

 

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

 

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

 

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.

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