Eye Exam Card

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

$ 5.50 USD

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Sleazy Greetings' funny birthday card makes fun of a common complaint made by old people...eyesight. Why go to the local practice for an eye exam when our birthday card can test their eyesight and patience. Made from sturdy card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and high-quality feel. It's the perfect way to get a smile and get your point across in a sweet way.

- Inside reads, "Happy Birthday I figured big and bold would be easy on your eyes."
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Montana, United States onto paper matte stock.
- It comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper.

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