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6 For The Old Farts Card Set

8k+ cards bought in the past month

$ 29.95 USD

Guaranteed to get a laugh 😂

Printed

in the USA

$1.95 Stamp Mail

Envelope

included

Human-designed

artwork

Quantity

Description

Embrace the golden years with For The Old Farts – a collection of 6 hilariously clean cards that lovingly poke fun at the passage of time. Unveil chuckles with classics like 'You're Old. Boom. Roasted.' and 'Trying To Read This Card'. Because who said getting older can't be met with a hearty laugh?

6 Snarky Cards

  • You're Old. Boom. Roasted. (Blank Inside)
  • You Can Never Trust A Fart Again (Blank Inside)
  • Your Chariot Awaits (Blank Inside)
  • Trying To Read This Card (Blank Inside)
  • Breaking News (Blank Inside)
  • Birthday Cake Is Becoming A Fire Hazard (Blank Inside)

Printed on 5 x 7 inch matte stock in Colorado, each card comes with a matching kraft envelope crafted with 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Grab it today and spread laughter while celebrating the wisdom that comes with being an old fart!

Product Features

Shipping & Processing

We’re fast, but also a small business. Orders ship within 1-2 business days, and you’ll get your package in about 2–5 business days after that if you choose tracking with shipping.

We offer budget shipping with stamp letter mail for $1.95 via the USPS First Class Mail that takes 7-14 days for delivery.

 

All cards are shipped straight from our card shop in Centennial, Colorado. Oh, and if you spend over $30, you’ll get free shipping! 🎉

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boring cards are for boring people.

We mix high-quality materials with even higher-quality jokes — printed in the USA, eco-friendly, and guaranteed to make someone’s day a little more inappropriate.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

 

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

 

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

 

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

 

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

 

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

 

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.