SG-B1-BOX-012

6 For The Old Farts Card Set

Name: 6 For The Old Farts Card Set
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: SG-B1-BOX-012
Price: 30.55 USD
Availability: InStock

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee.

$ 33.00 USD

$ 30.55 USD

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Embrace the golden years with For The Old Farts – a collection of 6 hilariously clean cards that lovingly poke fun at the passage of time. Unveil chuckles with classics like 'You're Old. Boom. Roasted.' and 'Trying To Read This Card'. Because who said getting older can't be met with a hearty laugh?

6 Snarky Cards

You're Old. Boom. Roasted. (Blank Inside)
You Can Never Trust A Fart Again (Blank Inside)
Your Chariot Awaits (Blank Inside)
Trying To Read This Card (Blank Inside)
Breaking News (Blank Inside)
Birthday Cake Is Becoming A Fire Hazard (Blank Inside)

Printed on 5 x 7 inch matte stock in Colorado, each card comes with a matching kraft envelope crafted with 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Grab it today and spread laughter while celebrating the wisdom that comes with being an old fart!

FAQs

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What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.