Collection: Naughty Greeting Cards
Make them blush, gasp, or spit out their drink.
Our collection of naughty greeting cards isn’t just raunchy—it’s hilariously relatable, wildly inappropriate, and perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, breakups, or just to cause chaos.
Snarky, spicy, and 100% sleazy—because life’s too short for boring cards.
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Plunder That Booty
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Give Me A Cream Filling
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Your Butt Is My Favorite Thing
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Choking On You
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Give Me The D
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Bananas On Dat Dick
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Back In A Vagina
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Picasso Painting
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Birthday Sex
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Favorite Thing To Do
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As Good As Your Butt
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Positive Birthday Vibes
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Positive Vibes
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Be On Dat Dick
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Get Your Dick Ready
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Santa's Naughty List
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Get On Your Knees
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Let's Get It On (Light Tone)
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Hot Chocolate and Marshmallows
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Be By Your Side
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