Saint Dickolas

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

SG000067
$ 5.50 USD
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This profane funny Christmas card is perfect for surprising your girlfriend, partner, fiancé, or wife with a playful message from Saint Dickolas. Made from high-quality card stock and coated with a beautiful matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and a sturdy feel. This card features a printed message inside that reads, "Merry Christmas! I'm going to cum down your chimney" with space for personalization below the message. Measuring 5" x 7", this card is the perfect size to send in the included kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock. 

- Writing on inside, "Merry Christmas! I'm going to cum down your chimney."
- Perfect gift for girlfriend, wife, fiancée, or significant other
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-seal)

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