If Cats Could Send Birthday Cards They Wouldn't
Here's Your Fucking Birthday Card
Let's Bone
Michael Myers
5 Cats Think You're A Cunt
Buttloads Of Fun
An Entire Day All About You
You Silly Little Goose
Got You A Father's Day Cod
Endures Your Farts
Here's Your Birthday Cod
Leaving A Massive Birthday Surprise
Crazy Cat Lady
You're Trash
Suck On My Titties
Taking Time Out Of My Busy Day
Wishing You A Very Happy Birthhhhasdfghjkyu
Herd It's Your Birthday
Five Fucking Bucks
Happy Birthday To My Otter Half
Farter's Day
Thanks For Picking Up My Poop
At Your Age You Might Piss Yourself
You Drive Me Fucking Nuts