I Wish I Were An Octopus

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

SG000040
$ 5.50 USD
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More hands mean more hands for touching that booty, among other things. This punny card is the perfect way to show your love and appreciation for your husband, wife, or significant other, whether it's for a special occasion or just because. From the witty text on the front to the high-quality card stock and matte finish, this card is sure to impress. It features a printed message inside that reads, "I'm Such a Sucker for You" with space for personalization below the message. Each card is printed in Colorado, USA, on a paper matte stock and comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Give the gift of laughter and love with Sleazy Greetings cards.

- Writing on inside, "I'm Such a Sucker for You"
- Perfect gift for boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, or significant other
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-seal)

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