Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring colorful confetti on a bright blue background with the aging joke, “It’s Your Birthday. Hip, Hip, Hooray! Replacement.” A humorous card about getting older and needing a hip replacement, displayed with a kraft envelope.
Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring colorful confetti on a bright blue background with the aging joke, “It’s Your Birthday. Hip, Hip, Hooray! Replacement.” A humorous card about getting older and needing a hip replacement, displayed with a kraft envelope.
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Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring colorful confetti on a bright blue background with the aging joke, “It’s Your Birthday. Hip, Hip, Hooray! Replacement.” A humorous card about getting older and needing a hip replacement, displayed with a kraft envelope.
Sleazy Greetings funny birthday card featuring colorful confetti on a bright blue background with the aging joke, “It’s Your Birthday. Hip, Hip, Hooray! Replacement.” A humorous card about getting older and needing a hip replacement, displayed with a kraft envelope.
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Hip Hip Replacement | Funny Congratulations Card

8k+ cards bought in the past month

$ 6.00 USD

Guaranteed to get a laugh 😂

Printed

in the USA

$1.95 Stamp Mail

Envelope

included

Human-designed

artwork
Quantity

Description

Make him or her laugh with this funny card perfect for your significant other. This card folds to 5-inches by 7-inches and comes with a matching kraft envelope that perfectly compliments the color and texture of the card. Sleazy Greeting cards are designed and illustrated in the USA on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish.

- The inside is left blank for your own handwritten message 
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in the USA onto paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

Product Features

Shipping & Processing

We’re fast, but also a small business. Orders ship within 1-2 business days, and you’ll get your package in about 2–5 business days after that if you choose tracking with shipping.

We offer budget shipping with stamp letter mail for $1.95 via the USPS First Class Mail that takes 7-14 days for delivery.

 

All cards are shipped straight from our card shop in Centennial, Colorado. Oh, and if you spend over $30, you’ll get free shipping! 🎉

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boring cards are for boring people.

We mix high-quality materials with even higher-quality jokes — printed in the USA, eco-friendly, and guaranteed to make someone’s day a little more inappropriate.

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BOLD GIFTS FOR BOLD PEOPLE

Sleazy Greetings started in a college dorm with one guy who just wanted cards that actually sounded like real people. Today, we’re here to help you say the hilarious, heartfelt, and sometimes wildly inappropriate things that make your people feel seen.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

 

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

 

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

 

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

 

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

 

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

 

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.