What to Write Inside a Card (When You’re All Out of Ideas)
What to Write Inside a Card (When You’re All Out of Ideas)
So, you’ve picked out the perfect Greeting card. But now you’re staring at the blank inside like it’s your high school diary. Fear not. Whether you’re aiming for sassy, sweet, or scandalous, we’ve got the perfect one-liners and message ideas to save you from writer’s block.
1. The Compliment Sandwich
Start sweet, slide in a jab, and wrap it up with something heartwarming. This one works for everyone from your BFF to your dad.
- Example: “You’re one of the best people I know. (Top 10, easily.) I hope your day is half as amazing as me!”
Perfect for: Birthdays, thank-you cards, and avoiding awkward silence at family gatherings.
2. The Inside Joke
Skip the cliché "Wishing you all the best" nonsense and hit them with a callback to that legendary moment only you two share.
- Example: “Happy Birthday! Never forget the night we duct-taped a pineapple to the hood of your car. Iconic.”
Perfect for: Friends who like their cards with a side of nostalgia.
3. The Subtle Roast
Maybe you’re not afraid to dish out a little sarcasm. Keep it fun, but keep it spicy.
- Example: “Happy Birthday! At this rate, you’ll be breaking world records for most candles on a cake.”
Perfect for: Frenemies, co-workers, or your sibling who still owes you $20
4. The Sappy But Safe Option
Not everyone can handle funny message. Send something sweet to those your afraid of offending.
- Example: “You make life brighter and way more fun. Thanks for being my favorite person”
Perfect for: Anniversaries, Mother’s Day, or anyone whose love you’d like to keep.
5. The “Oops, Forgot Your Gift” Cover-Up
Let’s face it—the card is the gift sometimes. Own it with humor.
- Example: “I spent all my money on this card, so I hope you like it. Or pretend you do. I’m fragile.”
Perfect for: Birthdays, Weddings, or those moments when Amazon missed the shipping window.
Pro Tip: Nail the P.S. at the bottom
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