You Radiant Witch

Name: You Radiant Witch
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: SG001167
Price: 6.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee.

SG001167

$ 6.00 USD

Quantity

992 LEFT. Don’t say we didn’t warn you when they’re gone.

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Cast a spell of laughter with You Radiant Witch! This hilarious birthday card is perfect for the loveliest witch (or bitchy witch). Give the gift of humor and wishes with a touch of sass. Happy birthday, you enchanting being!

Experience spooky laughter this Halloween with our new hilarious holiday card! Crafted from premium card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card offers a tactile feel that's as eerily delightful as its content. Made in Colorado, USA, on eco-friendly paper, and accompanied by a matching kraft envelope crafted from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper, it's a ghoulishly great way to spread spooky joy sustainably. Get ready to tickle your recipients' funny bones with a card that's so funny.

- Perfect gift for love ones, family members, or friends
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-seal)

FAQs

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.