[{"id":262906478663,"handle":"adult-birthday-cards","title":"Adult Birthday Cards","updated_at":"2025-11-03T07:01:46-05:00","body_html":"\u003cspan\u003eCelebrate in style with our exclusive collection of adult birthday cards! From sassy and cheeky to downright hilarious, our cards are designed to add a touch of spice to any birthday celebration. With a wide range of options that cater to different personalities and tastes, you'll find the perfect card to make their day extra special. Crafted with premium materials and attention to detail, our adult birthday cards are guaranteed to leave a lasting impression. Explore our collection now and bring laughter and joy to their milestone celebration!\u003c\/span\u003e","published_at":"2022-05-15T16:45:47-04:00","sort_order":"created-desc","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":true,"rules":[{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"sex"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"sexy"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"dirty"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Naughty"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":64091684906,"handle":"best-selling-products","title":"Best Sellers","updated_at":"2025-11-03T07:01:46-05:00","body_html":"\u003cspan\u003eIntroducing our hilarious best sellers collection of funny greeting cards! Bursting with wit, charm, and belly-laughter, these cards are guaranteed to brighten anyone's day. From clever one-liners to playful illustrations, each card is a comedic masterpiece that will leave your loved ones in stitches. Join the laughter revolution and discover why these cards are our top favorites. Browse now and find the perfect funny best seller card to share smiles and spread joy with style!\u003c\/span\u003e","published_at":"2018-09-28T23:45:57-04:00","sort_order":"manual","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"variant_price","relation":"greater_than","condition":".01"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":64132579370,"handle":"best-selling-products-1","title":"Best Selling Products","updated_at":"2025-11-03T07:01:46-05:00","body_html":"\u003cspan\u003eIntroducing our hilarious best sellers collection of funny greeting cards! Bursting with wit, charm, and belly-laughter, these cards are guaranteed to brighten anyone's day. From clever one-liners to playful illustrations, each card is a comedic masterpiece that will leave your loved ones in stitches. Join the laughter revolution and discover why these cards are our top favorites. Browse now and find the perfect funny best seller card to share smiles and spread joy with style!\u003c\/span\u003e","published_at":"2018-10-01T02:13:29-04:00","sort_order":"best-selling","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":true,"rules":[{"column":"title","relation":"contains","condition":"Best Selling"},{"column":"title","relation":"not_contains","condition":"Best Selling"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":494190133561,"handle":"cards-for-sisters","title":"Cards for Sisters","updated_at":"2025-11-03T07:01:46-05:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eShe’s been your \u003cstrong data-start=\"89\" data-end=\"159\"\u003ebuilt-in best friend, worst enemy, and occasional blackmail artist\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you’re hyping her up, roasting her life choices, or just reminding her that you’re clearly the favorite, this collection has the perfect card for your sister. Because no matter how much she annoys you, deep down, you know you’d be lost without her (\u003cem\u003edon’t tell her that\u003c\/em\u003e).\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2025-02-19T13:58:47-05:00","sort_order":"best-selling","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":true,"rules":[{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"card for sister"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"From Sister"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Sister"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":469505573177,"handle":"for-friends","title":"For Friends","updated_at":"2025-11-03T07:01:46-05:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eYour friends deserve more than a basic 'thinking of you'—they deserve sarcasm, sass, and maybe a little emotional damage (\u003cem\u003ethe fun kind\u003c\/em\u003e).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur ‘For Friends’ collection is packed with brutally honest, laugh-out-loud cards that say what you’re \u003cem data-start=\"249\" data-end=\"257\"\u003ereally\u003c\/em\u003e thinking.\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2024-01-08T02:41:00-05:00","sort_order":"best-selling","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":true,"rules":[{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"card for friend"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Friend"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Friends"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"for friend"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"From Friend"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":262075482183,"handle":"for-him","title":"For Him","updated_at":"2025-11-03T07:01:46-05:00","body_html":"\u003cspan\u003eGet ready to make him burst into laughter with our extraordinary collection of funny greeting cards for him. From clever jokes to playful designs, each card is specially curated to bring a smile to his face and add humor to any occasion. Whether you want to celebrate his birthday, express your love on Valentine's Day, or simply bring a smile to his day, our funny greeting cards are the perfect choice. Browse through our collection now and discover the ideal card that will leave him chuckling and feeling appreciated. Let laughter and joy be the essence of your special moments together!\u003c\/span\u003e","published_at":"2021-11-23T12:24:03-05:00","sort_order":"created-desc","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":true,"rules":[{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Men"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"From Girlfriend"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"From Wife"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Husband"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Boyfriend"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"From Sister"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Dad"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"For Dad"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":152392532010,"handle":"all-cards","title":"Funny \u0026 Hilarious Greeting Cards","updated_at":"2025-11-03T07:01:46-05:00","body_html":"\u003cp\u003eShopping for funny greeting cards? In need to send someone a hilarious card? \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur collection of sarcastic and funny greeting cards delivers the punchlines you actually want to send. Whether it’s a birthday, anniversary, or just an excuse to roast someone you love, we’ve got the perfect card for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eUse our filters to sort through our hundreds of funny cards and find exactly what you need for every occasion. High-quality? Of course. Hilarious? Always. Start browsing, and start gifting the funniest cards only.\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2019-10-12T23:36:54-04:00","sort_order":"created-desc","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"title","relation":"not_contains","condition":"Mug"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Greeting Card"}],"published_scope":"web","image":{"created_at":"2024-10-15T10:18:11-04:00","alt":"Funny \u0026 Hilarious Greeting Cards - Sleazy Greetings","width":2048,"height":1365,"src":"\/\/sleazygreetings.com\/cdn\/shop\/collections\/funny-hilarious-greeting-cards-293328.jpg?v=1729001891"}},{"id":166526517319,"handle":"funny-birthday-cards-for-friend","title":"Funny Birthday Cards For Friend","updated_at":"2025-11-03T07:01:46-05:00","body_html":"\u003cspan\u003eGet ready to make your friend's birthday a laugh riot with our incredible collection of funny birthday cards! From witty one-liners to hilarious illustrations, each card is designed to bring a smile and laughter. Show your friend how much you cherish their sense of humor and create unforgettable memories with our perfect blend of comedy and warmth. Browse now and find the ideal funny birthday card to celebrate your friendship in the most hilarious way. Let the laughter and celebration begin!\u003c\/span\u003e","published_at":"2020-07-23T13:52:40-04:00","sort_order":"created-desc","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"From Friend"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":166791381063,"handle":"funny-birthday-cards-for-her","title":"Funny Birthday Cards for Her","updated_at":"2025-11-03T07:01:46-05:00","body_html":"\u003cspan\u003eGet ready to light up her birthday with laughter and joy! Explore our exceptional collection of funny birthday cards designed exclusively for her. From clever puns to adorable illustrations, each card is crafted to bring a smile to her face and make her day extra special. Show her how much you appreciate her unique sense of humor and create unforgettable memories with our perfect blend of wit and charm. Browse now and find the ideal funny birthday card to celebrate her in the most hilarious way. Let the laughter and happiness fill her special day!\u003c\/span\u003e","published_at":"2020-08-04T14:35:15-04:00","sort_order":"best-selling","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":true,"rules":[{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"From Boyfriend"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"From Friend"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"From Husband"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":464462086457,"handle":"funny-friend-cards","title":"Funny Friend Cards","updated_at":"2025-11-03T07:01:46-05:00","body_html":"","published_at":"2023-10-05T00:42:13-04:00","sort_order":"best-selling","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":true,"rules":[{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Friend"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Friends"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"card for friend"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"From Friend"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":448998670649,"handle":"funny-pregnancy-card","title":"Funny Pregnancy Card","updated_at":"2025-11-03T07:01:44-05:00","body_html":"\u003cspan\u003eGet ready to tickle the expecting parent's funny bone with our collection of funny pregnancy cards! Designed to bring laughter during this exciting time, our cards feature hilarious illustrations and witty messages that capture the ups and downs of pregnancy. Celebrate the journey of impending parenthood with a touch of humor and show your support in the most amusing way possible. From clever puns to relatable jokes, each card is sure to bring smiles and giggles to the mom-to-be. Browse our collection now and find the perfect funny pregnancy card that will have them laughing out loud. Let the laughter and anticipation begin!\u003c\/span\u003e","published_at":"2023-05-24T04:24:39-04:00","sort_order":"best-selling","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Pregnancy"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Funny"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":448998605113,"handle":"humorous-new-baby-greeting-card","title":"Humorous New Baby Greeting Card","updated_at":"2025-11-03T07:01:44-05:00","body_html":"\u003cspan\u003eCelebrate the joyous arrival of a new baby with a touch of humor! Our collection of humorous new baby cards is designed to bring smiles and laughter to the new parents. From clever wordplay to adorable illustrations, each card is crafted to embrace the joyful chaos of parenthood. Share in the laughter and send your warm wishes with a card that adds a playful twist to the excitement of a new addition to the family. Browse our selection now and find the perfect humorous new baby card that will brighten their day and create lasting memories. Get ready to celebrate the wonderful journey of parenthood with a good dose of laughter!\u003c\/span\u003e","published_at":"2023-05-24T04:23:43-04:00","sort_order":"best-selling","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"baby"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"funny"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":470754885945,"handle":"naughty-greeting-cards","title":"Naughty Greeting Cards","updated_at":"2025-11-03T07:01:46-05:00","body_html":"\u003cp data-start=\"547\" data-end=\"862\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"547\" data-end=\"598\"\u003eMake them blush, gasp, or spit out their drink.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"598\" data-end=\"601\"\u003eOur collection of naughty greeting cards isn’t just raunchy—it’s hilariously relatable, wildly inappropriate, and perfect for birthdays, anniversaries, breakups, or just to cause chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"547\" data-end=\"862\"\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"786\" data-end=\"789\"\u003eSnarky, spicy, and 100% sleazy—because \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003elife’s too short for boring cards.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2024-02-02T04:38:45-05:00","sort_order":"created-desc","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":true,"rules":[{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Naughty"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"dirty"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Raunchy"}],"published_scope":"web","image":{"created_at":"2025-07-01T11:08:43-04:00","alt":"three of sleazy greeting's naughty greeting cards","width":1080,"height":1080,"src":"\/\/sleazygreetings.com\/cdn\/shop\/collections\/naughtygreetingcards_ea4d0a09-e657-4081-8fb2-7e4f709a5e83.jpg?v=1751383529"}},{"id":262075777095,"handle":"new-baby","title":"New Baby","updated_at":"2025-11-03T07:01:44-05:00","body_html":"\u003cspan\u003eWelcome the bundle of joy with our adorable collection of new baby cards. From cute illustrations to heartfelt messages, each card captures the joy and excitement of a new arrival. Whether you're congratulating the new parents or sending warm wishes to the little one, our cards are the perfect way to celebrate this precious milestone. Browse now and find the ideal new baby card to share in the joy and create lasting memories. Let the sweetness and happiness overflow!\u003c\/span\u003e","published_at":"2021-11-23T12:36:24-05:00","sort_order":"best-selling","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":true,"rules":[{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"baby"},{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"new baby"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":64091717674,"handle":"newest-products","title":"Newest Products","updated_at":"2025-11-03T07:01:46-05:00","body_html":"\u003cspan\u003eOur funny greeting cards are sure to make you laugh. With a wide variety of designs to choose from, you're sure to find the perfect card for any occasion. Whether you're looking for a card to celebrate a birthday, anniversary, or just to say \"thinking of you,\" we have the perfect card for you. Our cards are made with high-quality materials and are printed on premium card stock. They're sure to arrive in perfect condition, ready to be enjoyed by your loved ones. So why wait? Browse our collection of funny greeting cards today and spread some laughter!\u003c\/span\u003e","published_at":"2018-09-28T23:45:58-04:00","sort_order":"created-desc","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":true,"rules":[{"column":"title","relation":"contains","condition":"Newest"},{"column":"title","relation":"not_contains","condition":"Newest"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":262075809863,"handle":"pregnancy","title":"Pregnancy","updated_at":"2025-11-03T07:01:44-05:00","body_html":"\u003cspan\u003eCelebrate the joy and humor of pregnancy with our collection of funny pregnancy cards. From witty puns to adorable illustrations, these cards are designed to bring a smile to any expecting parent's face. Share in the excitement and laughter of this special journey with our hilarious and heartwarming cards. Browse now and find the perfect funny pregnancy card to congratulate and uplift the mom-to-be. Let the laughter begin as you celebrate the miracle of new life!\u003c\/span\u003e","published_at":"2021-11-23T12:36:53-05:00","sort_order":"best-selling","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"pregnancy"}],"published_scope":"web"},{"id":262906544199,"handle":"raunchy-greeting-cards","title":"Raunchy Greeting Cards","updated_at":"2025-11-03T07:01:46-05:00","body_html":"\u003cspan\u003eGet ready to laugh out loud with our hilarious collection of adult greeting cards. From clever innuendos to playful jokes, these cards are perfect for those who appreciate humor with a twist. Whether you're celebrating a birthday, anniversary, or any special occasion, our funny adult cards will leave you in stitches. Browse now and find the ideal card to bring laughter and smiles to your loved ones. Get ready to embrace your inner comedian and share the joy of adult humor with our delightful collection.\u003c\/span\u003e","published_at":"2022-05-15T16:50:08-04:00","sort_order":"created-desc","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Naughty"}],"published_scope":"web","image":{"created_at":"2024-11-11T16:22:00-05:00","alt":null,"width":1080,"height":1080,"src":"\/\/sleazygreetings.com\/cdn\/shop\/collections\/raunchy.png?v=1731360121"}},{"id":484600283449,"handle":"sex-monkey","updated_at":"2025-11-03T07:01:46-05:00","published_at":"2024-09-17T14:27:18-04:00","sort_order":"alpha-asc","template_suffix":"","published_scope":"web","title":"Sex Monkey","body_html":"\u003cp\u003eYou like sex and you like making jokes. We know you so well. Enjoy this collection hand-picked for you.\u003c\/p\u003e"}]
["Baby","card for friend","card for sister","card for wife","cowboy","cowgirl","dirty","for friend","From Brother","from dad","from father","From Friend","from mom","from mother","From Sister","Funny","labor","Naughty","naughty card","New Baby","New Mom","Pregnancy","Pregnant","sex"]
Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!
What is your shipping policy?
We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.
Are the packages discreet?
Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.
How much is shipping?
Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.
Where are your cards made?
Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.
How big are your cards?
The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.
Does it come with an envelope?
Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.
Do you offer personalization?
Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.
Hear from Previous Purchasers
WHAT SLEAZEBAGS ARE SAYING
We Also Recommend
Hot off the Press & Ready to Impress:
Our Brand New Faves.
Choosing a selection results in a full page refresh.
Opens in a new window.
One or more of the items in your cart is a recurring or deferred purchase. By continuing, I agree to the cancellation policy and authorize you to charge my payment method at the prices, frequency and dates listed on this page until my order is fulfilled or I cancel, if permitted.
