You Don't Have Ugly Kids

Name: You Don't Have Ugly Kids
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: SG000628
Price: 6.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee.

SG000628

$ 6.00 USD

Quantity

957 LEFT. Don’t say we didn’t warn you when they’re gone.

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Celebrate Father's Day or show appreciation for your dad with this sweet and rude card. This card is made from sturdy card stock and coated with a matte finish for a high-quality feel. Measuring A7 size (5" x 7"), this card is blank inside, allowing you to write your own heartfelt message. Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock, it comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Show your dad or grandfather how much they mean to you with this lovely card.

- Perfect gift for father, stepfathers, and grandfathers
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-seal)

FAQs

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.