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Why Because Fuck You That's Why Funny Vinyl Sticker

Finally, a sticker that gets you.

$ 3.00 USD
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Embrace your inner sloth with this hilarious vinyl sticker that perfectly sums up your mood: calm, chill, and ready to tell the world to fuck off with style. Stick it anywhere to remind everyone that sometimes the best answer is simply, "Why? Because fuck you, that's why." Perfect for adding a sassy, unapologetic vibe to your laptop, water bottle, or wherever you need a little attitude boost.

  • All stickers are 3 inches on the longest side

  • Durable vinyl for indoor & outdoor use

  • Waterproof and weather-resistant

  • Printed in China, shipped from the USA

FAQs

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What is your shipping policy?

 

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

 

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

 

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

 

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

 

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

 

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.

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