Sleazy Greetings funny die-cut vinyl sticker featuring a relaxed cartoon goat floating on an inflatable pool tube beside the phrase ‘Whatever Floats Your Goat.’ Cute animal pun sticker with pastel pink background, whimsical summer vibes, and playful humor aesthetic.

STK-00195

Whatever Floats Your Goat - Funny Vinyl Sticker

Name: Whatever Floats Your Goat - Funny Vinyl Sticker
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: STK-00195
Price: 3.0 USD
Availability: InStock

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Forget "whatever floats your boat"—this sticker celebrates the goat lifestyle. Whether your passion is chaos, questionable decisions, or just being delightfully weird, this vinyl decal gets it. Slap it on your laptop, car, or water bottle and let the world know you're not here to follow the herd. Durable, waterproof, and ready to confuse people who don't appreciate fine caprine humor. Because sometimes the best life philosophy comes from an animal that eats everything and has zero regrets.

All stickers are 3 inches on the longest side
Durable vinyl for indoor & outdoor use
Waterproof and weather-resistant
Printed in China, shipped from the USA

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What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.