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Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

SG000858
$ 6.00 USD
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Celebrate Dad with a hilarious card that perfectly captures his laid-back attitude. Featuring a father lounging on the couch, this card highlights the classic "dadism" of yelling "WHAT?!!" because he can't hear anything from the other room. With playful wordplay and a quirky tone, this card is sure to make him laugh.

Constructed with durable cardstock and a premium matte coating, this card is perfect for expressing your love and admiration for your father or grandfather. Measuring 5 inches by 7 inches, it comes with a blank interior to write a heartfelt message. This Father's Day card is made in Colorado, USA, and paired with a kraft envelope with an easy-to-use adhesive strip for sealing. 


- Perfect gift for father, stepfathers, and grandfathers
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-seal)

FAQs

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What is your shipping policy?

 

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

 

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

 

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

 

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

 

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

 

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.

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