Sleazy Greetings funny holographic vinyl sticker featuring the phrase ‘Wash Your Hands Ya’ll Dirty Whore’ surrounding a cute smiling soap illustration with bubbly foam accents. Glittery sarcastic sticker with playful hygiene humor and kawaii-inspired aesthetic.

STK-00197

Wash Your Hands Dirty Whore - Funny Vinyl Sticker

Name: Wash Your Hands Dirty Whore - Funny Vinyl Sticker
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: STK-00197
Price: 3.0 USD
Availability: InStock

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This cheeky vinyl sticker delivers hygiene advice with zero filter and maximum attitude. Perfect for bathroom mirrors, medicine cabinets, or anywhere you need a crude reminder to actually wash up. Because sometimes the blunt approach works best—especially when it comes with a side of sass. Stick it up and let your guests know cleanliness is next to godliness, but first it's next to hilarity.

Glitter styles feature holographic sparkle
All stickers are 3 inches on the longest side
Durable vinyl for indoor & outdoor use
Waterproof and weather-resistant
Printed in China, shipped from the USA

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What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.