Sleazy Greetings funny adult love card featuring retro comic-style cleaning humor with “The hottest thing he could do is clean the house without being asked or told” design on premium matte cardstock with kraft envelope.
Sleazy Greetings funny adult love card featuring retro comic-style cleaning humor with “The hottest thing he could do is clean the house without being asked or told” design on premium matte cardstock with kraft envelope.
Inside view of a Sleazy Greetings funny Valentine’s Day card showing blank interior space for a handwritten message, printed on premium matte cardstock with kraft envelope.
Sleazy Greetings funny adult love card size guide showing 5x7 inch dimensions, featuring retro comic-style cleaning humor on premium matte cardstock.
Sleazy Greetings funny adult love card with retro comic-style cleaning humor, featuring peel-and-stick kraft envelope packaging and premium matte cardstock greeting card design.
Sleazy Greetings funny adult love card with retro comic-style cleaning humor, featuring peel-and-stick kraft envelope packaging and premium matte cardstock greeting card design.
Sleazy Greetings funny adult love card with retro comic-style cleaning humor, featuring peel-and-stick kraft envelope packaging and premium matte cardstock greeting card design.
Sleazy Greetings funny adult love card with retro comic-style cleaning humor, featuring peel-and-stick kraft envelope packaging and premium matte cardstock greeting card design.
Sleazy Greetings funny adult love card featuring retro comic-style cleaning humor with “The hottest thing he could do is clean the house without being asked or told” design on premium matte cardstock with kraft envelope.
Sleazy Greetings funny adult love card featuring retro comic-style cleaning humor with “The hottest thing he could do is clean the house without being asked or told” design on premium matte cardstock with kraft envelope.
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Hottest Thing He Could Do - Vintage Valentine's Day Card

8k+ cards bought in the past month

$ 6.00 USD

Guaranteed to get a laugh 😂

Printed

in the USA

$1.95 Stamp Mail

Envelope

included

Human-designed

artwork
Quantity

Description

Get cheeky this Valentine's with our Vintage 'The Hottest Thing He Could Do' card! Featuring a 70's aesthetic, this card implies that cleaning without being asked or told is the ultimate way to win your partner's heart. Don't just say 'I love you,' say it with your heart!

 

Great for Valentine's Day or anniversary, considering the dark nature of this card.

 

Celebrate Valentine’s Day and anniversaries with our funny Valentine’s greeting card — perfect for significant others when you want to show love with humor for a special occasion or just because. Printed in Colorado, USA on eco-friendly, high-quality matte cardstock, this premium Valentine’s card is blank inside for a personal message and includes a recycled kraft envelope, making it an ideal funny Valentine’s Day card, sarcastic anniversary card, and unique romantic greeting card. 
 
PRODUCT DETAILS:
  • Size: 5 x 7 inches
  • Inside: Blank
  • Paper: Thick, durable matte cardstock
  • Print Location: Printed in Colorado, USA
  • Envelope: Includes 1 kraft brown envelope (30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper)
  • Packaging: Sealed in a reusable clear plastic sleeve
  • Barcode: UPC barcode printed on back
Retail-ready and easy to merchandise, this card is a great fit for gift shops, boutiques, and bookstores.

Product Features

Shipping & Processing

We’re fast, but also a small business. Orders ship within 1-2 business days, and you’ll get your package in about 2–5 business days after that if you choose tracking with shipping.

We offer budget shipping with stamp letter mail for $1.95 via the USPS First Class Mail that takes 7-14 days for delivery.

 

All cards are shipped straight from our card shop in Centennial, Colorado. Oh, and if you spend over $30, you’ll get free shipping! 🎉

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We mix high-quality materials with even higher-quality jokes — printed in the USA, eco-friendly, and guaranteed to make someone’s day a little more inappropriate.

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BOLD GIFTS FOR BOLD PEOPLE

Sleazy Greetings started in a college dorm with one guy who just wanted cards that actually sounded like real people. Today, we’re here to help you say the hilarious, heartfelt, and sometimes wildly inappropriate things that make your people feel seen.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

 

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

 

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

 

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

 

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

 

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

 

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.