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UFO Penis Outta This World

$ 3.15 USD

Sleazy Greetings latest dirty card featuring an alien UFO using its phallic-shaped tractor beam. This is one card guaranteed to make him smile while you compliment one of his best features for their anniversary, birthday, and Valentine's Day. This naughty card is coated with a matte finish to deliver a high-quality feel.

- Blank on inside.
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper