Get ready for some laughs and a lot of love with our "Suck My Penis Please" Valentine's Day card. This hilarious card playfully begs the recipient to fulfill your desires, making it the perfect card for your significant other. So go ahead and give them a good laugh with this quirky and fun card.
Celebrate Valentine’s Day and anniversaries with our funny Valentine’s greeting card — perfect for significant others when you want to show love with humor for a special occasion or just because. Printed in Colorado, USA on eco-friendly, high-quality matte cardstock, this premium Valentine’s card is blank inside for a personal message and includes a recycled kraft envelope, making it an ideal funny Valentine’s Day card, sarcastic anniversary card, and unique romantic greeting card.
PRODUCT DETAILS:
- Size: 5 x 7 inches
- Inside: Blank
- Paper: Thick, durable matte cardstock
- Print Location: Printed in Colorado, USA
- Envelope: Includes 1 kraft brown envelope (30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper)
- Packaging: Sealed in a reusable clear plastic sleeve
- Barcode: UPC barcode printed on back
Retail-ready and easy to merchandise, this card is a great fit for gift shops, boutiques, and bookstores.
