Slide Right Into Me

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

SG000071
$ 5.50 USD
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This dirty card is perfect as an anniversary or birthday surprise for your significant other. Featuring some cute emperor penguins sliding into the deep from their heart-shaped glacier, make the night special and your loved one laugh with the sleaziness of the wording. Made from sturdy recycled card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and high-quality feel.

- Blank on inside.
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in North Carolina onto 100% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper matte stock, using environmentally friendly soy inks
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

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