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Santa Knows You've Been A B*tch | Funny Christmas Card | Funny Christmas Card Bundle Set of 6

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

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Santa Knows You’ve Been a B*tch 🎅

Let’s be real—Santa’s got receipts, and you know a person who didn’t exactly make the Nice List. This brutally honest Christmas card is the perfect way to send holiday “cheer” with a side of sass. Whether it’s for your bestie, your ex-friend, or anyone who deserves a little coal with their cocoa, this card says what everyone’s thinking (but won’t say out loud).

Card Features:

  • Perfect gift for family, friends, or significant others who enjoy a good laugh
  • Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for your personalized message
  • Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
  • Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality, festive feel
  • Includes a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
  • Eco-friendly, printed in Colorado, USA

This holiday season, spread the cheer and humor with the Santa Knows You've Been A B*tch Bundle, skip the fake nice and go full naughty—Santa already knows anyway.

Frequently Asked Questions

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What is your shipping policy?

 

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

 

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

 

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

 

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

 

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

 

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.

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