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Packed with cheeky humor and tantalizing designs, each card is crafted to bring a smile and spark a playful connection. Whether you want to tease, flirt, or ignite some passion, our cards will leave a lasting impression. Explore our collection now and find the perfect funny card to add a touch of mischief and laughter to your intimate moments. 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With a wide variety of designs to choose from, you're sure to find the perfect card for any occasion. Whether you're looking for a card to celebrate a birthday, anniversary, or just to say \"thinking of you,\" we have the perfect card for you. Our cards are made with high-quality materials and are printed on premium card stock. They're sure to arrive in perfect condition, ready to be enjoyed by your loved ones. So why wait? 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Browse now and find the perfect card that will leave a lasting impression and a smile on their face.\u003c\/span\u003e"},{"id":439623680313,"handle":"stuff-4-u","updated_at":"2025-11-04T07:01:59-05:00","published_at":"2023-03-07T11:34:35-05:00","sort_order":"best-selling","template_suffix":"","published_scope":"web","title":"Stuff 4 U","body_html":"\u003cheader class=\"section-header\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rte rte--header\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt was great meeting you, Barry! Here's a list of 36 best selling adult greeting cards we think would be a great fit for distribution. There are plenty of new cards being published soon that you may like, however, we don't have a lot of sales data on those new items. Thank you in advance! 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These cards are specifically designed to bring a laugh to the couple on their special day. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're looking for a card for your best friend, sibling, or co-worker, our funny wedding cards are the perfect way to add some laughter to their happily ever after. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","published_at":"2019-08-05T14:37:34-04:00","sort_order":"created-desc","template_suffix":"","disjunctive":false,"rules":[{"column":"tag","relation":"equals","condition":"Wedding"},{"column":"type","relation":"equals","condition":"Greeting Card"},{"column":"variant_price","relation":"less_than","condition":"8"}],"published_scope":"web","image":{"created_at":"2024-11-11T15:46:07-05:00","alt":null,"width":1080,"height":1080,"src":"\/\/sleazygreetings.com\/cdn\/shop\/collections\/wedding.png?v=1731357968"}}]
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Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.
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Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.
Where are your cards made?
Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.
How big are your cards?
The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.
Does it come with an envelope?
Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.
Do you offer personalization?
Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.
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