Purr-fect Party Pack. 9 Cat Themed Birthday Cards

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

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Get ready to paw-ty with our Purr-fect Party Pack – 9 cat-tastic birthday cards that are bound to make any feline enthusiast purr with delight. From the sassy '5 Cats Think You're A Cunt' to the humorously relatable 'Crazy Cat Lady,' this collection brings the charm and humor of our feline friends to every birthday celebration.

9 Purrfect Cards

  • 5 Cats Think You're A Cunt (Printed Inside)
  • An Entire Day All About You (Blank Inside)
  • Buttloads Of Fun (Blank Inside)
  • Day Over Fabulous (Blank Inside)
  • Taking Time Out Of My Busy Day (Blank Inside)
  • Crazy Cat Lady (Blank Inside)
  • Naughty Cat (Blank Inside)
  • If Cats Could Send Birthday Cards They Wouldn't (Blank Inside)
  • Dead Mouse (Printed Inside)

Printed on 5 x 7 inch matte stock in Colorado, each card comes with a matching kraft envelope crafted with 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Make their special day a cat-astic celebration with these purr-fectly delightful cards!

Frequently Asked Questions

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What is your shipping policy?

 

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

 

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

 

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

 

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

 

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

 

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.

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