Sleazy Greetings cute appreciation, thank you, friendship, or love card featuring two adorable sea otters floating together and the phrase “You’re Otterly the Best,” a heartwarming card for best friends, partners, spouses, family members, coworkers, animal lovers, or anyone who deserves a sweet compliment and a reminder of how much they’re appreciated.

SG000153

Otterly The Best | Funny Valentine's Day Card

Name: Otterly The Best | Funny Valentine's Day Card
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: SG000153
Price: 6.0 USD
Availability: InStock

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Product Features

Description

Celebrate Valentine’s Day and anniversaries with our funny Valentine’s greeting card — perfect for significant others when you want to show love with humor for a special occasion or just because. Printed in Colorado, USA on eco-friendly, high-quality matte cardstock, this premium Valentine’s card is blank inside for a personal message and includes a recycled kraft envelope, making it an ideal funny Valentine’s Day card, sarcastic anniversary card, and unique romantic greeting card.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

Size: 5 x 7 inches
Inside: Blank
Paper: Thick, durable matte cardstock
Print Location: Printed in Colorado, USA
Envelope: Includes 1 kraft brown envelope (30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper)
Packaging: Sealed in a reusable clear plastic sleeve
Barcode: UPC barcode printed on back

Retail-ready and easy to merchandise, this card is a great fit for gift shops, boutiques, and bookstores.

Shipping & Processing

We’re fast, but also a small business. Orders ship within 2–4 business days, and you’ll get your package in about 2–5 business days after that.

All cards are shipped straight from our Colorado. Oh, and if you spend over $50, you’ll get free shipping.

Returns & Exchanges

Changed your mind? No worries. You’ve got 30 days to return your order.

If something shows up damaged or not as described, just email us at support@sleazygreetings.com

About Sleazy Greetings

We’re a proudly American-owned card company run by immature (fun) people. We make cards that say what you’re actually thinking — because life’s too short for boring greetings.

Printing & Quality

Our greeting cards have just the right amount of shine on the outside. They're sleek and classy, while staying beautifully natural on the inside so your pen glides without smudges or ink bleeds.

Each card is printed on thick, premium cardstock in sunny Colorado, USA. At a roomy 5x7 inches, there's plenty of space for your heartfelt (or not heartfelt) words and a standard-sized photo to go with them.

Bulk Orders/Wholesale

Need enough cards to offend an entire office? We’ve got you covered.

We offer bulk and wholesale pricing for stores and large orders — head over to our Wholesale page to learn more.

Personalization

We know, you were hoping we’d write your feelings for you. But nope — these cards come blank inside, so you’ll have to do the emotional labor yourself. Grab a pen, pour a drink, and make it weird.

Premium Quality Paper

Printed on thick, durable cardstock that feels as good as it looks.

Envelope Included

Each card includes a perfectly sized envelope for easy gifting or mailing.

Thoughtfully Designed

Created by a small team to deliver fun designs and lasting laughs.

Printed in the USA

Printed, and shipped from the United States with consistent quality and precision.

For Every Type of Occasion

From birthdays, holidays, celebrations, or any moment worth recognizing.

Guaranteed to Stand Out

Our cards don’t blend in. They get noticed, remembered, and probably talked about later.

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Hear from Previous Purchasers

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boring cards are for boring people.

We mix high-quality materials with even higher-quality jokes — printed in the USA, eco-friendly, and guaranteed to make someone’s day a little more inappropriate.

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BOLD GIFTS FOR BOLD PEOPLE

Sleazy Greetings started in a college dorm with one guy who just wanted cards that actually sounded like real people. Today, we’re here to help you say the hilarious, heartfelt, and sometimes wildly inappropriate things that make your people feel seen.

Frequently Asked Questions

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.