STK-00084

Obese Don't Crease Funny Vinyl Sticker

Name: Obese Don't Crease Funny Vinyl Sticker
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: STK-00084
Price: 3.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Finally, a sticker that gets you.

$ 3.00 USD

924 LEFT. Don’t say we didn’t warn you when they’re gone.

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924 LEFT. Don’t say we didn’t warn you when they’re gone.

Celebrate the timeless charm of curves with this Obese Don’t Crease vinyl sticker! This cheeky design reminds everyone that being fabulous and full-figured means aging like a fine wine—no creases, just confidence. Stick it anywhere to flaunt your sass and show the world that style and attitude only get better with time.

All stickers are 3 inches on the longest side
Durable vinyl for indoor & outdoor use
Waterproof and weather-resistant
Printed in China, shipped from the USA

FAQs

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.