STK-00083

Not Today Satan Funny Vinyl Sticker

Name: Not Today Satan Funny Vinyl Sticker
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: STK-00083
Price: 3.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Finally, a sticker that gets you.

$ 3.00 USD

876 LEFT. Don’t say we didn’t warn you when they’re gone.

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876 LEFT. Don’t say we didn’t warn you when they’re gone.

Show Satan who's boss with this Not Today Satan vinyl sticker! Perfect for those days when you’re dodging drama and saying, “Not today, Satan!” Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or anywhere you need a sassy reminder that you’re too fabulous to be bothered. Because some days, the only thing you’re dealing with is your own awesomeness.

All stickers are 3 inches on the longest side
Durable vinyl for indoor & outdoor use
Waterproof and weather-resistant
Printed in China, shipped from the USA

FAQs

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What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.