Celebrate your friends’ new pad with a cheeky nod to their fresh digs! This sassy new house card drops a hilarious hint about the couch’s true destiny—because who’s really just sitting there? Perfect for anyone who appreciates a little risqué humor wrapped up in a warm welcome to the neighborhood. Get ready to break the ice and spark laughs at their housewarming!
Celebrate their big move with a healthy dose of laughter (and a little shade). This hilarious card is made from high-quality cardstock with a smooth matte finish that feels fancier than their real estate agent’s pen. Perfect for friends, family, or anyone who needs a laugh more than another throw pillow. Printed in Colorado, USA, on eco-friendly paper and paired with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post Consumer Waste recycled paper.
- Perfect gift for significant other, family, or friend
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior below the writing for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Receive 1 envelope made of sturdy kraft paper and with a self-sealing (peel and stick) adhesive strip