Sleazy Greetings funny holographic vinyl sticker featuring a calm cartoon turtle carrying a flamethrower while a house burns behind it beside the phrase ‘Mistakes Were Made.’ Chaotic absurd humor sticker with glittery flames, cute animal artwork, and playful disaster aesthetic.

STK-00193

Mistakes Were Made Tortoise With Flamethrower - Funny Vinyl Sticker

Name: Mistakes Were Made Tortoise With Flamethrower - Funny Vinyl Sticker
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: STK-00193
Price: 3.0 USD
Availability: InStock

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Meet the tortoise who's decided that slow and steady doesn't win the race—it just means you have more time to regret your life choices. This hilarious vinyl sticker features an armored reptile armed with a flamethrower, because sometimes mistakes aren't just made, they're made *spectacularly*. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or anywhere you need a laugh. Durable, weather-resistant, and guaranteed to make people ask questions you don't have good answers for. Because let's face it, we've all been this tortoise at least once.

All stickers are 3 inches on the longest side
Durable vinyl for indoor & outdoor use
Waterproof and weather-resistant
Printed in China, shipped from the USA

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What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.