9 Cards for Making A Move Set

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

$ 49.50 USD
$ 45.90 USD
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Take a playful leap with our Leap of Faith collection – 9 cards crafted for those ready to make a move, whether it's a flirtatious step or a romantic jump. Dive into hilarity with cards like 'Do Me In Every Paw-sition,' adding a touch of playful seduction, and 'Vitamin Me,' a prescription for love that promises to cure any romantic blues. This collection is perfect for those who are boldly expressing their feelings and ready to embrace the playful side of love.

9 Lovely Cards

  • Snoring Loud As Fuck Heart (Blank Inside)
  • Vitamin Me (Blank Inside)
  • My Butt Would Be So Lonely (Blank Inside)
  • Do Me In Every Paw-sition (Printed Inside)
  • Slide Right Into Me (Blank Inside)
  • You Are Cordially Invited To The Party In My Pants (Blank Inside)
  • Wanna Fuck? Moose (Blank Inside)
  • Let's Have Sex (Blank Inside)
  • Guy Jumping At The Judge (Blank Inside)

Printed on 5 x 7 inch matte stock in Colorado, each card comes with a matching kraft envelope crafted with 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Order now and make your romantic moves even more memorable!

FAQs

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

 

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

 

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

 

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

 

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

 

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

 

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.

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