I Turned Out Perfect - Dirty Card - Naughty Adult Greeting Card - Sleazy Greetings

SG000038

I Turned Out Perfect

Name: I Turned Out Perfect
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: SG000038
Price: 6.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee.

$ 6.00 USD

-213 LEFT. Don’t say we didn’t warn you when they’re gone.

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Our latest, hilarious card is perfect for Mother's Day or Father's Day. Everyone knows that you are the perfect child. Might as well remind them of your achievement. Made from sturdy recycled card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and high-quality feel.

- Writing on inside says, "You're welcome."
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in the USA onto post-consumer waste recycled paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

FAQs

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.