I think I'll Keep You

Name: I think I'll Keep You
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
Price: 5.5 USD
Availability: InStock

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee.

SG000366

$ 5.50 USD

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Give this card to your friend or significant other to reassure them that you plan on keep them around! Perfect for birthdays, anniversaries or just because! Made from sturdy card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and high-quality feel.

- Blank Inside
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

You bring the occasion.
we bring the chuckles.

Let customers speak for us

from 163 reviews

Best card!

This is the funniest card I’ve seen a while! It’s totally going to make me win card of the year!!

M.A.

Sleazy Greetings

12/03/2023

Great stuff

N.M.

Christmas Lights

11/20/2023

The best just get it

N.M.

Slap Christmas

11/20/2023

Well made and quick delivery!

M.L.

Thanks A Shit Ton

09/26/2023

Super stoked!!

These cards are high quality and perfect for the people that I will give them to! Thank you so much!!!

A.H.

Joe Biden Sniffing

09/20/2023

Nice. High quality card

Excellent. Just what I expected

C.C.

The Slap

09/14/2023

Absolutely hilarious card!

C.M.

Fucking Fossil

09/14/2023

Funny

Funny card

K.K.

Have A Willy Great Birthday

09/13/2023

Perfect

These quality of these cards are better than anything you can find in a Hallmark store. The added benefit of adult humor and all I can say to describe them is, Perfect!

A.K.

No Longer Living In Sin

09/08/2023

I was unsure if the card would be offensive, but the young lady the card was given to LOVED IT...she couldn't believe it. Everyone at the table got a kick out of it. The quality of the card and envelope is nice, not cheap.

r.c.

The Slap

08/17/2023

EXACTLY AS DESCRIBED

GOOD QUALITY CARD STOCK, CLEAR AND CRISP PRINT,
REASONABLE PRICE AND FAST DERLIVERY. VERY PLEASED.

T.R.

Excellent In Bed

08/10/2023

Just the best!

If you’re going to buy a greeting card, why not get a high quality one? These are unique, well done, and worth it!

J.W.S.

Happy Birthday Bitch