I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

$ 5.50 USD

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What do coffee and the perfect partner have in common? They’re hot, sweet, strong, and able to keep you up all night *wink wink*. Compliment your favorite man, significant other, husband, boyfriend or fiance on their best qualities for their upcoming birthday, anniversary, or Valentine’s Day with our latest revolutionary hilarious card! Made using sturdy recycled card stock and layered with a matte coating, this high-quality card is the perfect way to express appreciation for that special man who gets the honor of leaving you sleepless.

- Writing on inside says, "And you’re the perfect brew."
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Montana, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

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