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I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men

Name: I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Men
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: SG000037
Price: 6.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee.

SG000037

$ 6.00 USD

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What do coffee and the perfect partner have in common? They’re hot, sweet, strong, and able to keep you up all night *wink wink*. Compliment your favorite man, significant other, husband, boyfriend or fiance on their best qualities for their upcoming birthday, anniversary, or Valentine’s Day with our latest revolutionary hilarious card! Made using sturdy recycled card stock and layered with a matte coating, this high-quality card is the perfect way to express appreciation for that special man who gets the honor of leaving you sleepless.

- Writing on inside says, "And you’re the perfect brew."
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Montana, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

FAQs

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.