Sleazy Greetings funny holographic vinyl sticker featuring a dancing skeleton beside the phrase ‘Hydrate Or Diedrate Bitch.’ Sarcastic spooky sticker with glittery iridescent background, gothic humor, and playful hand-lettered typography.

STK-00190

Hydrate Or Diedrate Skeleton - Funny Vinyl Sticker

Name: Hydrate Or Diedrate Skeleton - Funny Vinyl Sticker
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: STK-00190
Price: 3.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Finally, a sticker that gets you.

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Stay alive with a laugh! This hilarious vinyl sticker features a witty skeleton reminding you that hydration is literally life—or death. Perfect for water bottles, laptops, or anywhere you need a morbid chuckle. Because nothing says "drink your water" like a grinning skull with an attitude. Stick it on and let your hydration game reach peak spooky vibes.

Glitter styles feature holographic sparkle
All stickers are 3 inches on the longest side
Durable vinyl for indoor & outdoor use
Waterproof and weather-resistant
Printed in China, shipped from the USA

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What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.