Collection of six Christmas-themed cards with various designs and text.

Christmas card with Santa and reindeer holding smartphones, next to an envelope, featuring text 'Santa saw your search history'.

Card with nativity scene illustration and humorous text, printed on thick cardstock in Colorado.

Christmas card with Santa Claus and text 'Merry Christmas to my favorite Ho Ho Ho' on a blue background, with dimensions displayed.

Christmas card with a snowman and humorous text on a teal background

Set of six humorous Christmas cards with various designs on a white background.

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Hilarious Christmas Card Bundle – 6 Funny Holiday Cards (MINI CARDS 4.25 X 5.5)

Name: Hilarious Christmas Card Bundle – 6 Funny Holiday Cards (MINI CARDS 4.25 X 5.5)
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: SGA-B1-BOX-001
Price: 24.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee.

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🎄 Shop the Funniest Christmas Cards of the Season! Skip the boring holiday greetings—this bundle is packed with 6 bold, hilarious cards that guarantee laughs. Perfect for anyone who loves their Christmas spirit with a little sass.

What's Inside the Bundle?

🎅 Santa Saw Search History (Blank Inside)
🎄 Positive Vibes Christmas (Blank Inside)
🌨️ D*ckhead Snowman (Blank Inside)
🎅 My Favorite Ho Ho Ho (Blank Inside)
🌟 Just Gave Birth (Blank Inside)
🎅 Some Christmas Spirit (Blank Inside)

Card Details

Size: 5.5 x 4.25 inches (smaller than 5x7s, but punchy)
Material: Premium matte stock for a crisp, high-quality feel
Envelopes: Kraft envelopes made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper
Origin: Made in Colorado, USA

Box-Set Features

Matching Envelopes: Each card comes with a matching kraft brown envelope
Envelope Details: Sturdy kraft paper, self-sealing adhesive strip
Size: 7 inches by 5 inches, with plenty of space to write
Protection: Delivered in a sturdy shipping box or rigid mailer

Design and Printing

Unique Designs: Hand-drawn and masterfully illustrated by local artists
Printing: Printed in Denver, Colorado with vivid inks
Material: Premium, thick card stock for a quality feel
Shipping: Protects cards from shipping damages like bent corners and edges

Frequently Asked Questions

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.