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Happy Birthday To Moo

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

$ 6.00 USD
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Have a question? Message us at support@sleazygreetings.com

Product Features

Description

This card is perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh on their birthday. This punny card is the perfect way to show your love and appreciation for your friend, family member, or significant other. From the witty text on the front to the high-quality card stock and matte finish, this card is sure to impress. It's also blank inside, so you can write your own personal message. Each card is printed in Colorado, USA, on a paper matte stock and comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Whether it's for a friend, mother, or wife, this funny cute card is sure to bring a smile to their face on their special day.


- Perfect gift for boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, friend, family member or significant other
- Large 5 x 7 inch size with blank interior for personalized message
- Uncoated texture on the inside for easy writing without smudging
- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish
- Comes with a sturdy kraft envelope that is moisture sealed (lick-to-seal)

 

Shipping & Processing

We’re fast, but not Amazon-on-energy-drinks fast. Orders usually ship within 2–4 business days, and you’ll get your sleazy little package in about 2–5 business days after that.

 

We ship straight from either our Colorado or Pennsylvania location. Oh, and if you spend over $50, you’ll get free shipping.

Returns & Exchanges 

Changed your mind? No worries. You’ve got 30 days to return your order. 

 

If something shows up damaged or not as described, just email us at support@sleazygreetings.com

About Sleazy Greetings

We’re a proudly American-owned card company run by people who probably belong on the naughty list. We make cards that say what you’re actually thinking — because life’s too short for boring greetings.

Printing & Quality

Our greeting cards have just the right amount of shine on the outside. They're sleek and classy, while staying beautifully natural on the inside so your pen glides without smudges or ink bleeds. 

 

Each card is printed on thick, premium cardstock in sunny Colorado, USA. At a roomy 5x7 inches, there's plenty of space for your heartfelt (or not heartfelt) words and a standard-sized photo to go with them.

Bulk Orders/Wholesale

Need enough cards to offend an entire office? We’ve got you covered.


We offer bulk and wholesale pricing for stores and large orders — head over to our Wholesale page to learn more.

Personalization

We know, you were hoping we’d write your feelings for you. But nope — these cards come blank inside, so you’ll have to do the emotional labor yourself. Grab a pen, pour a drink, and make it weird.

Premium Quality Paper

Printed on thick, durable cardstock that feels as good as it looks.

Envelope Included

Each card includes a perfectly sized envelope for easy gifting or mailing.

Thoughtfully Designed

Created by a small team to deliver fun designs and lasting laughs.

Printed in the USA

Printed, and shipped from the United States with consistent quality and precision.

For Every Type of Occasion

From birthdays, holidays, celebrations, or any moment worth recognizing.

Guaranteed to Stand Out

Our cards don’t blend in. They get noticed, remembered, and probably talked about later.

boring cards are for boring people.

We mix high-quality materials with even higher-quality jokes — printed in the USA, eco-friendly, and guaranteed to make someone’s day a little more inappropriate.

Featured in 800+ stores including:

 REAL CUSTOMERS, REAL REVIEWS, NO THREATS INVOLVED

BOLD GIFTS FOR BOLD PEOPLE

Sleazy Greetings started in a college dorm with one guy who just wanted cards that actually sounded like real people. Today, we’re here to help you say the hilarious, heartfelt, and sometimes wildly inappropriate things that make your people feel seen.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

 

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

 

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

 

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

 

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

 

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

 

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.

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