This cheeky Valentine’s Day card from Tara & Brian delivers a sassy punchline: “I didn’t find what I needed in the meat section at the grocery store.” Perfect for the naughty Valentine who knows the real catch is right at home. It’s a playful, funny way to say you’re the only one they want—meat-free and full of spice!
Celebrate Valentine’s Day and anniversaries with our Sleazy Greetings x Tara & Brian punny Valentine’s greeting card — perfect for husbands or significant others when you want to give a funny, naughty love card with a printed message inside for a special occasion or just because. Printed in Colorado, USA on eco-friendly, high-quality matte cardstock, this premium Valentine’s Day card a recycled kraft envelope, making it an ideal funny Valentine’s card, sarcastic anniversary card, and unique romantic greeting card.
PRODUCT DETAILS:
- Size: 5 x 7 inches
- Inside: Written design
- Paper: Thick, durable matte cardstock
- Print Location: Printed in Colorado, USA
- Envelope: Includes 1 kraft brown envelope (30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper)
- Packaging: Sealed in a reusable clear plastic sleeve
- Barcode: UPC barcode printed on back
Retail-ready and easy to merchandise, this card is a great fit for gift shops, boutiques, and bookstores.