Stay Cozy Stay Dead Inside - Vintage Halloween T-Shirt

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

$ 32.00 USD
Quantity

10 LEFT. Don’t say we didn’t warn you when they’re gone.

Size

Please allow 1-2 business days for processing.

Indulge in eerie enjoyment with our Stay Cozy Stay Dead Inside - Retro Halloween Tee! This eccentric, old-school top is perfect for spooky season and fall fanatics. The humorous artwork showcases a skeleton luxuriating in its grave, complete with a floating rubber duckie - like a bath tub! Set in a cemetery. Our skilled artists crafted this as a throwback to 70's style, for a truly one-of-a-kind t-shirt.

Indulge in unmatched comfort and style with our handcrafted t-shirts, featuring playful and unique designs. Proudly created in Pennsylvania by a unique husband and wife duo, these 100% ringspun cotton tees are the perfect addition to any wardrobe!

Key Features:

  • Garment dyed for that lived in feel and almost no shrinkage at home

  • Soft ring spun cotton fabric with 100% cotton threads

  • Topstitched, classic width, rib collar

  • Signature twill label and shoulder to shoulder twill tape

  • Relaxed fit, seamless body

  • Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

  • Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes

  • Our clean pigment dye colors are salt free

  • Plastic waste is diverted from landfills annually by the removal of polybags from all products except color White

  • Relaxed Fit

With a range of colors to choose from, our shirts offer a seamless blend of comfort, style, and affordability. Embrace the quality and craftsmanship of our hand screen printed t-shirts, perfect for any wardrobe.

FAQs

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

 

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

 

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

 

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

 

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

 

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

 

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.

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