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Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee. 

SG000378
$ 6.99 USD
Quantity

39 LEFT. Don’t say we didn’t warn you when they’re gone.

Please allow 1-2 business days for processing.

This rude Christmas card is perfect for your husband, friend, wife, girlfriend, or boyfriend. The front of this card features a colorful illustration of a decorated Christmas tree and stacks of presents around the base. Made from sturdy card stock and coated with a matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and high-quality feel.

Processing takes about one to two business days.

- Blank inside.
- A7 size (5" x 7")
- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.
- Comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper

PLEASE READ REGARDING SHIPPING: All single card orders will ship in a stamped envelope (no tracking information). Please upgrade to USPS First Class shipping if you want the card packaged in a no-bend mailer and include tracking.

FAQs

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What is your shipping policy?

 

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

 

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping? 

 

Shipping starts at $2 USD or free shipping on orders over $50.

Where are your cards made?

 

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

 

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.

Does it come with an envelope?

 

Yes, of course! All cards come with it's own envelope. Our envelopes are sturdy kraft light-brown envelopes and are self-self with an adhesive strip.

Do you offer personalization?

 

Sadly, no we do not offer personalization or handwritten messages inside.

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