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SG-B1-BOX-038

24 Christmas Card Bundle – Hilarious Holiday Greeting Cards

Name: 24 Christmas Card Bundle – Hilarious Holiday Greeting Cards
Brand: Sleazy Greetings
SKU: SG-B1-BOX-038
Price: 69.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Laugh. Cry. Maybe pee a little. Our cards have that effect. Cards so cheeky, they come with a raised eyebrow guarantee.

$ 144.00 USD

$ 69.00 USD

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Product Details

Why settle for boring? Surprise your loved ones with these hilarious, offensive Christmas cards. Each design delivers a laugh or a gasp, making you the talk of the holiday party. Perfect for pranksters and office jokesters, these cards add a shot of sarcasm to your cheer. Get ready to make a memorable impression this season!

What's Included:

📦 The Complete Boxed Set: 24 unique designs.
📄 High-Quality Cards: 5" x 7" on thick, premium matte card stock.
💌 Kraft Envelopes: Matching kraft brown, peel-and-stick adhesive.
🇺🇸 Made in the USA: Designed, printed, and assembled in Colorado.

Card Designs:

🎅 Santa Saw Search History
🎄 Some Christmas Spirit
🤗 Merry Christmas Mother Fer*
🎁 Having Me Is The Best Gift Of All
🤔 Santa Knows You’ve Been A B*tch
🎄 Merry Christmas Jacka
🎄 Sh*tter’s Full Merry Christmas*
🎄 There Are Some Ho’s In This House
🤦I Can’t Feel My Legs
🤔 Five Fing Bucks*
🤦♂️ Holy Sh*t What A Year
🎁 All The Sh*t You Wanted
🤔 Look A Lot Like F This*
🤦 Miserable Old Bard*
🎄 Merry Christmas Bh Gingerbread*
🤔 We Saw That
🧑🤝🧑 Watching You While You Sleep
🎄 Christmas Tree-Rex
🎄 Holidays and Sh*t
🤔 Fing Christmas Card*
🎄 Jesus Birthday
🎄 Christmas Lights
🎁 My Christmas List
🤦♀️ Just Gave Birth
🎄 Happy Holidaze

Perfect Size:

Not too big, not too small — plenty of space inside for your message.

Sturdy Packaging:

Ships in a rigid mailer or sturdy box to protect against damage.

Frequently Asked Questions

Before You Ask... Here's What's on Everyone's Mind!

What is your shipping policy?

We carefully ship all orders out within 1-2 business days via USPS after payment is received. If requested, we can send it with a pigeon...maybe.

Are the packages discreet?

Yes, all other packages are discreet. Only our return address is visible on the shipping labels.

How much is shipping?

Shipping starts at $2.95 USD or free shipping on orders over $35.

Where are your cards made?

Just outside of Denver, Colorado! Our amazing team prints and packages every card by hand.

How big are your cards?

The majority of our cards are 5 inches by 7 inches, which leaves plenty of room to write your message and large enough to fit a standard sized photo. A few of our plain text cards are 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches.